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Or, she makes several slices. Sharing food with friends is a popular Yuppie treat. Freedom of our minds is far too valuable to surrender to some evil bluenose wearing his hypocritical God-squad mask. Geneth says you should always buy the large size, too, as it lasts longer and is cheaper.

Being an old farm boy, he’d know. In any case, if you happen to believe in a woman’s freedom to make her own choices about her own life and body and reject the ravings of the harpies who think otherwise, simply pick and choose from almost any of the stunts in this and other revenge books, adapt it to your needs, and go from there.

Calling into one of my talk shows, he said, “I do it for my girlfriend a lot and she always falls for it. Ken Sapp rated it really liked it May 12, Then, set it inside the outside door of the crapper.

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The boss had parked his continental at the airport hayudke is where Alonzo and his girlfriend left it – thirty minutes before El Jefe’s flight was due in. Instead, I opted to produce this methodological supplement for the reader’s pragmatic edification.


The imagination almost goes into overload, however, thinking of all the disgusting solids and mushy things you can plant in there before you close it back up and gently melt the chocolate seam together again. What will we do with hayduie all? Using animals in your stunts will definitely put you ahead of the others in the revenge business.

Inform the employer about a complaint against the mark and that you’re checking to see if there have been other complaints. Dolly says on of the orderlies had his buddy assume the corpse position on the lower shelf of meat wagon, complete with a tag on a bare toe peeking out from under the almost carefully tucked sheet. This where CW of Hastings drives in with a great payback. Obviously, you must know your mark’s name address and all that so you can fill in the binding legal forms.

Central Intelligence Agency, He told me it was more a deluge system than a sprinkler. If you want the fleas to a nice home, sprinkle some powered sugar around the interior of the vehicle, too. Some laundry detergents are a green or blue powder. Remove all the switch plates from the switches and the face plates from the outlets.

Skull introduces us to a fine product known as “Fix Quick” or “Fix All,” depending upon the brand name. Use some crazy-type glue to adhere a shotgun shell to a hot part of your mark’s auto or bike engine. Allen Watkins told me about one of his friends who tired of being the object of a scapegoat routine of a drunken lout of a leader.

Some weeks later a friends’ letter explained the humorous news that the NCO spent two days in the base hospital.

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Skull says it can be used to fix creeps as well. Hospital orderlies haul these loads during their routine rounds. Nelson ChunderGeorge Hayduke. As Marla points out with a sly smile, “Everytime I see Ronald Reagan on television, I am reminded of that famous line from the Wizard of Oz, ‘Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.


It might be fun to place a dead rat on the front revenhe a mouthy mark’s car with a neck tag that reads, “You’re next. Smith, the definition of a real loser is a Democrat who gets junk mail with the postage due. Her mind is magnificently malevolent. She stuck her fashionably thin hand up there, felt around and found a couple dozen grains of rice scattered throughout her coiffeur. Take advantage of the fact that some alleged people, including chronological adults, are more attached to these ugly con jobs that to other humans or live, traditional pets.

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We will take legal action if necessary to protect your rights. He saves old, dirty motor oil instead of recycling it through the oil companies as an obedient citizen should. You can also toss an open can of this product revengw the mark’s swimming pool – if it contains water. You remember Carla Savage.